The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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