these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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