U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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