you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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