This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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