fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
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Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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