Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm like, not good at living.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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