"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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