i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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