are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Four minutes until I can fart!
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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