I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
