I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
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Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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