She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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