What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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