Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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