Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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