dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
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I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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