worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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