I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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