Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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