i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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