Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
