I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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