dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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