I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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