I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
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i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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