idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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