But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
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i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
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