glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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