I need to stop coming to work sober
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
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He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
being pregnant is like rehab
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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