well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Terrible idea I love it
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Randomize
