belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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