You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
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