i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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