Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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it was like fucking gandolphs beard
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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