are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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