she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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