What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
did you just send me my own nude
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
