I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
How does one acquire holy water?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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