I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
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So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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