But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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