I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Randomize
