his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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