I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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