yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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