is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
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she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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