he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
