We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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