porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Randomize
