Just cropdusted the office
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
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im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize