seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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