Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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