No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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